Ode to Book Report

Here I sit
Full of wit
With a stomach
like a bottomless pit.

I try to write
But not in spite
About a book
that starts with a fight.

The report is due
All too soon
Add a few more days
Is that too hard to do?

All I can ask
Is to finish the task
If I don't, I'll
Need an oxygen mask

**There's a reason why I don't write poetry, and this is it**😜 😉 😇

New Poll!

(Sorry Anna, I didn't consult you on this one, but I think you'll like it.)💕

NEW POLL:
Q: Do you think Anna should be allowed to get a rat?
Make sure you vote, and feel free to state why down below 👇
👤 👍🐀👎 👤
Oh, and by the way, I'm votin' YES! 😇

Mojito the Rat

  Ok so at school today I had a thought; get a rat. I know everybody is just like, "Eww rats, sewer-ry devil spawns!" but you know, rats are just like giant neglected hamsters. The only reason that they are out there sifting through human  feces for nourishment is because we don't provide it for them. What do you think all the parrots, iguanas, guinea pigs and ferrets would be doing if we didn't give them everything they needed!

  But that's besides the point, the point is, I want to get a rat. It will be a HE, he will be a black rat and he will be named Mojito (I think that's how I should spell it) as in what I think is an alcoholic beverage, like Moe-hee-toe. Anyways, i'll adopt him at birth so I'm the only thing he ever knows and i'll potty train him, train him to run around in the special cloth pockets and tunnels i'll sew in all my clothes and to stick his head out of my pocket when I say, "Out Mojito!". We'll watch TV together, him with his little rat popcorn and me with my regular human popcorn, and he'll like have little ramps everywhere so he can get up onto things, like my kitchen counter, and he can watch me cook, while in a little Ratatouilli costume, and when it's time for bed, i'll teach him to brush his little rat teeth, and he'll curl up on top of my head at night and go to sleep, and in the morning when he wants me to get up he'll jump up and down on my chest, sqeaking like crazy! We will live our lives together. But don't worry Indie, no rat will ever replace you.

Now if only my parents would let me get one. :(

HEY I WANT TO DO A FRIDAY THINGY TOO! :



I be wanting that shoe.

Happy Friday!!!

Happy Friday everyone!!! To celebrate, here's a picture of a rainbow-butt-shootin corgi!!!! 🐶 🌈 💜

Homework

Hey there readers of our humble little blog. Are you having trouble with the slave papers your teachers send you home with? I AM. I feel like my homework is a living beast, seemingly harmless, but when i'm least expecting it, it latches onto my throat and slowly drains away my life blood until I am nothing more than a pile of fantastic clothes, skin and bones. This is what I usually do when homework is assaulting me. step 1: take out homework. step 2: try to start homework. step 3: get bored and wander off to get a snack. step 4: sit down with the snack to watch whatever my family's watching. step 5: wait until one of my parents asked me what I should really be doing. step 6: hurry away to try and start my homework again.      The Cycle Continues. 

oh wait, I forgot the part when after I try to start my homework again, instead I go and find Indie and rant about how I have way better things to be doing then math and life preparation.

Ladies and gentlemen, the poll has closed and it looks like Jess Mariano has been chosen as Rory's best boyfriend! He had 60% of the votes with Logan bringing up the rear with 40%.😇📊💙 

Which Character From Gilmore Girls Are You?

    I got Rory. Who are you? Follow this link and comment below😊👇xo
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kirstenking/which-character-from-gilmore-girls-are-you#.urzGl0K7y

Adorbsies? or Creepy?

if this were an animal, I would buy one, take it home and cuddle it, but when it was time to go to bed, I would lock it in the cellar and sleep with a chair against the door.

Hipster Dog

Can we just take a moment to enjoy the overwhelming cuteness of this online pic of a hipster dog? .Oh my gosh. >.<
                                                You're welcome.

First Post!!!!!!!!