Monday 18 June 2018

Sitting Here With My Frickin' Socials

Mental/Physical Stability Update: 

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We're back, y'all

It's been a minute.
I missed you guys.
And by you guys I guess I just mean my parents and Anna's parents because they're the only ones that read this thing.
Anyways, I have decided to conduct a social experiment.
Well maybe not an experiment exactly, but whatevs.
I was listening to a podcast the other day and felt suddenly inspired by what they were talking about.
I have assumed a fake identity on Facebook. An old(ish) man named George.
My plan is to join my neighbourhood's Facebook group made by my neighbours. Now, keep in mind that the people in this group are nuts. Anyways, what I'm going to do is join the group and basically troll my annoying neighbours. I'm not going to post anything bad, just random stuff to throw them off and confuse them. Keep 'em on their toes.
Some of my post ideas include:
"Does anyone else smell that?" (then never respond to any questions in the comments)
"Whose dog is this? Shouldn't be outside by himself." (Post a pic of the neighbourhood cat)
"House is haunted. Tests came back positive." (Kudos to Relevant Podcast for the idea)
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE IDEAS LET ME KNOWWWWWWW
Thanks :)))))))))))))
 (george's profile pic)